Biting off more than I can chew!

Wendy's landlord Trevor wasn't very amused with me the other day. Neighter was Wendy.

I don't quite understand why humans make such a fuss out of objects, anyway. I just needed something to chew on. And I was fed up with my chewy bones, my ball and my rope. So I had to find something better. Trevor shouldn't have left his thongs inside, near the door where I could reach them. And who needs a tablecloth on a table anyway? You can also just wipe the table. Lucky I knew a better purpose for the cloth.

When I was done chewing everything up I could find, Trevor got a bit upset with me and tied me up. When Wendy came home from work, she looked at the beautiful creation I had made in the garden, of bits and pieces of tablecloth, but she didn't seem to like it much. She then looked at me but got called in by Trevor, who showed her the other evidence.

Now she has to go and buy Trevor a new tablecloth and a new pair of thongs. They won't let me near the table anymore, which really sucks.
But man, do I hope he'll give his old pair of thongs to me. I wasn't quite finished with them yet!

Having a 'Bath' time

Although I would have to disagree, Wendy thought it was time for me to have a bath. Now I did get some comments about me being a bit smelly, but I didn't really mind this myself, see. But here's how it all happend.

Wendy became friends with the people who live just across the street from us, who have a Motor Inn. They also have a big dog, named Ruby. She's a bit to big for me, I don't think she likes me much. Maybe it's because I am such a handsome dog. Or maybe she's just a bitch (aren't all female dogs?).

Anyways, her owners, Kim and Stephen, found one of my siblings on the same day I was found by Wendy.
My sister had walked herself al the way to their Inn. They already had Ruby, so they couldn't keep my sis, but they found her a nice farm to live on, through the town's Vet. So I'm sure she's pretty happy now.

Unlucky enough for me, Kim asked Wendy if I had had a bath yet. Wendy had already bought the shampoo, so there was no escaping now! Kim provided the big bucket and I took it like a man! I actually ended up rather enjoying it! Is that wrong?
Afterwards, my fur looked really shiny and I smelled like a prince! All the humans wanted to pet me even more, now!

A couple of guests had a puppy poodle with them, a bitch as well. Her name was Honey Bunny and she was laughing at me, so I chased her around the yard of the swimmingpool area of the Motel. I thought she needed a bath, too. Harhar! You should have seen the poodle after she jumped up into the air and landed... in the pool!!! Not so fluffy anymore now, eh?

Just in case you think I am a cruel dog, really I'm not. After her bath, her owners toweldried her, after which she began running around in the poolarea by herself. She must have either been very stupid or madly attracted to water somehow, because she jumped into the pool again! Would you believe that?

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